My thoughts exactly.

http://mac360.com/2013/01/how-critics-pundits-and-analysts-seem-to-have-hallucinogenic-episodes-about-apple/

The Onion, America's Finest News Source, ...

...just in case you didn't know, is a news satire organization. They don't really put out real news. If you didn't know, that's fine. Because anyway, I guess, in the same way, people are always able to spot sarcasm, right?

So if you see articles like this, you'll know how to react:
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-iphone-geared-towards-collegeaged-girls-comes,30769/

Just saying.